1. me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight

lockedin221b:

candoramity:

You know what I’m grateful for? That they never made movie covers for the Harry Potter books. Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that?

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wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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gaykinq:

I can’t wait to be all lovey dovey and mooshy with my husband and embarrass our kids

exhistur:

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches.”

Dita von Teese  (via funeralfaerie)

alexxrossdaniels:

I’m not a fan of this whole sleeping alone shit.

MW